If its true that your real friends always stick by you, then I guess I need to change my definition….or get some new friends…#thissucks
I’m sick of all of these posts that say jealously, possessiveness, and arguments are just a part of love. That’s not love. You know what love is? ““Love is patient; love is kind and envies no one. Love is never boastful, nor conceited, nor rude; never selfish, not quick to take offense. There is nothing love cannot face; there is no limit to its faith, its hope, and endurance....
June 26th, 2012
How are we supposed to survive in a world that wants us to be individuals, but also steals away our individuality?
More corny jokes =D
Why did the grape divorce her husband? She was tired of raisin kids. How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem? He worked it out with a pencil. Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Ba dum tshhh. What do you call a nosy pepper? JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
Why did the rapper need an umbrella?
Corny jokes (:
WHY DID THE TURTLE CROSS THE ROAD
Hesoo: to get to the shell station
Hesoo: why was cinderella kicked off of the soccer team?
Hesoo: because she ran away from the ball!!
when is a chef mean?
Hesoo: when he beats egg and whips cream
Hesoo: why did the dead baby cross the road
BECAUSE IT WAS STAPLED TO THE CHICKEN
how do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles
me: kill it?
Hesoo: nail it's OTHER hand to the floor
what did the zero say to the eighT?
Hesoo: nice belt
Hesoo: what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
Boycott shampoo! Demand REAL poo!!
What do you call a fake noodle?
natalyaaaa: An impasta. HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
my friends are just this cool… Her: Knock knock! Me: Who’s there? Her: Daisy...– (via love-beyond-all-limits)
What does a nosey pepper do?
kawenga: Gets Jalapeno business!
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
shipslefttorust: “Breathe, bitch!” I just heard that and I have not stopped laughing for a solid ten minutes. Yeah, me too. bhahahaahahhahaha
I wanna make a Hunger Games-themed ice cream...
adorknamedjason: And my slogan will be May the odds be ever in your flavor eheh hehe ahah haha ho Who wants a free taste-test? hehe eheh haha ho Best. Idea. Everrrr.
Isn’t it splendid to think of all the things there are to find out about?...– Lucy Maud Montgomery (Anne of Green Gables)
why can't we have these drills?
wishingfor-happiness: seriously, pedophiles are very dangerous ..
Time-travelling to 15 July would be good right...