May 2013
1 post
If its true that your real friends always stick by you, then I guess I need to change my definition….or get some new friends…#thissucks
January 2013
2 posts
7 tags
December 2012
4 posts
4 tags
November 2012
1 post
July 2012
1 post
sickofit
I’m sick of all of these posts that say jealously, possessiveness, and arguments are just a part of love. That’s not love. You know what love is? ““Love is patient; love is kind
and envies no one. Love is never boastful, nor conceited, nor rude;
never selfish, not quick to take offense. There is nothing love cannot face; there is no limit to its faith,
its hope, and endurance....
June 2012
1 post
June 26th, 2012
How are we supposed to survive in a world that wants us to be individuals, but also steals away our individuality?
April 2012
16 posts
More corny jokes =D
Why did the grape divorce her husband? She was tired of raisin kids.
How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem? He worked it out with a pencil.
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Ba dum tshhh.
What do you call a nosy pepper? JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
Why did the rapper need an umbrella?
Fo’drizzle …
Corny jokes (:
WHY DID THE TURTLE CROSS THE ROAD
me: idk
Hesoo: to get to the shell station
xD
me: LOLOLOLOL
Hesoo: why was cinderella kicked off of the soccer team?
me: idk
Hesoo: because she ran away from the ball!!
when is a chef mean?
me: idk
Hesoo: when he beats egg and whips cream
!!!!
me: lololol
Hesoo: why did the dead baby cross the road
BECAUSE IT WAS STAPLED TO THE CHICKEN
LOLOLOLOLOL
how do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles
me: kill it?
Hesoo: nail it's OTHER hand to the floor
xD
what did the zero say to the eighT?
me: idk
Hesoo: nice belt
Hesoo: what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We're lawyers
Boycott shampoo! Demand REAL poo!!
me: lololol
What do you call a fake noodle?
natalyaaaa:
An impasta.
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
“my friends are just this cool…
Her: Knock knock!
Me: Who’s there?
Her: Daisy...”
– (via love-beyond-all-limits)
What does a nosey pepper do?
kawenga:
Gets Jalapeno business!
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
shipslefttorust:
“Breathe, bitch!”
I just heard that and I have not stopped laughing for a solid ten minutes.
Yeah, me too. bhahahaahahhahaha
I wanna make a Hunger Games-themed ice cream...
adorknamedjason:
And my slogan will be
May the odds be ever in your flavor
eheh
hehe
ahah
haha
ho
Who wants a free taste-test?
hehe
eheh
haha
ho
Best. Idea. Everrrr.
November 2011
3 posts
“Isn’t it splendid to think of all the things there are to find out about?...”
– Lucy Maud Montgomery (Anne of Green Gables)
August 2011
2 posts
July 2011
7 posts
why can't we have these drills?
wishingfor-happiness:
seriously, pedophiles are very dangerous ..
Time-travelling to 15 July would be good right...
cherrybam:
June 2011
21 posts
