Thetimepassing

  1. Corny jokes (:

    • WHY DID THE TURTLE CROSS THE ROAD
    • me: idk
    • Hesoo: to get to the shell station
    • xD
    • me: LOLOLOLOL
    • Hesoo: why was cinderella kicked off of the soccer team?
    • me: idk
    • Hesoo: because she ran away from the ball!!
    • when is a chef mean?
    • me: idk
    • Hesoo: when he beats egg and whips cream
    • !!!!
    • me: lololol
    • Hesoo: why did the dead baby cross the road
    • BECAUSE IT WAS STAPLED TO THE CHICKEN
    • LOLOLOLOLOL
    • how do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles
    • me: kill it?
    • Hesoo: nail it's OTHER hand to the floor
    • xD
    • what did the zero say to the eighT?
    • me: idk
    • Hesoo: nice belt
    • Hesoo: what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
    • We're lawyers
    • Boycott shampoo! Demand REAL poo!!
    • me: lololol