Thetimepassing

If its true that your real friends always stick by you, then I guess I need to change my...

Wed, 08 May 2013 17:06:34 -0400

If its true that your real friends always stick by you, then I guess I need to change my definition….or get some new friends…#thissucks

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Mon, 21 Jan 2013 12:03:03 -0500

best late Christmas present ever :) #computer #love #Acer...

Sun, 13 Jan 2013 19:25:50 -0500

best late Christmas present ever :) #computer #love #Acer #christmas #present #fun #gorgeous

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Sat, 29 Dec 2012 19:15:19 -0500

Matt and Brandi (:

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 19:00:54 -0500

Matt and Brandi (:

beach at Fort Taylor :) #Fort Taylor #beach #beautiful #sunshine

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 15:22:07 -0500

beach at Fort Taylor :) #Fort Taylor #beach #beautiful #sunshine

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Sat, 29 Dec 2012 12:09:06 -0500

This cat has my wholeeeee heart

Sun, 25 Nov 2012 19:40:43 -0500

This cat has my wholeeeee heart

sickofit

Sun, 01 Jul 2012 22:52:30 -0400

I’m sick of all of these posts that say jealously, possessiveness, and arguments are just a part of love. That’s not love. You know what love is? ““Love is patient; love is kind
and envies no one. Love is never boastful, nor conceited, nor rude;
never selfish, not quick to take offense. There is nothing love cannot face; there is no limit to its faith,
its hope, and endurance. In a word, there are three things that last forever: faith, hope, and love; but the greatest of them all is love.” That’s love.

June 26th, 2012

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 20:38:01 -0400

How are we supposed to survive in a world that wants us to be individuals, but also steals away our individuality?

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Sun, 08 Apr 2012 10:37:54 -0400

More corny jokes =D

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 11:00:56 -0400

Why did the grape divorce her husband? She was tired of raisin kids.

How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem? He worked it out with a pencil.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Ba dum tshhh.

What do you call a nosy pepper? JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!

Why did the rapper need an umbrella?

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 10:59:24 -0400

Fo’drizzle …

Corny jokes (:

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 10:58:00 -0400

WHY DID THE TURTLE CROSS THE ROAD
me: idk
Hesoo: to get to the shell station
xD
me: LOLOLOLOL
Hesoo: why was cinderella kicked off of the soccer team?
me: idk
Hesoo: because she ran away from the ball!!
when is a chef mean?
me: idk
Hesoo: when he beats egg and whips cream
!!!!
me: lololol
Hesoo: why did the dead baby cross the road
BECAUSE IT WAS STAPLED TO THE CHICKEN
LOLOLOLOLOL
how do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles
me: kill it?
Hesoo: nail it's OTHER hand to the floor
xD
what did the zero say to the eighT?
me: idk
Hesoo: nice belt

Hesoo: what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We're lawyers
Boycott shampoo! Demand REAL poo!!
me: lololol

What do you call a fake noodle?

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 10:55:51 -0400

natalyaaaa:

An impasta.

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"my friends are just this cool… Her: Knock knock! Me: Who’s there? Her: Daisy Me: Daisy who?? Her:..."

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 10:54:46 -0400

“my friends are just this cool…
Her: Knock knock!
Me: Who’s there?
Her: Daisy
Me: Daisy who??
Her: DEY SEE ME ROLLIN!!!”

- (via love-beyond-all-limits)

sudeeloo: LMFAO, still corny

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 10:54:23 -0400

sudeeloo:

LMFAO, still corny

What does a nosey pepper do?

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 10:53:20 -0400

kawenga:

Gets Jalapeno business!

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 10:51:42 -0400

shipslefttorust:

“Breathe, bitch!”

I just heard that and I have not stopped laughing for a solid ten minutes.

Yeah, me too. bhahahaahahhahaha

I wanna make a Hunger Games-themed ice cream store.

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 10:51:15 -0400

adorknamedjason:

And my slogan will be

May the odds be ever in your flavor

eheh

hehe

ahah

haha

ho

Who wants a free taste-test?

hehe

eheh

haha

ho

Best. Idea. Everrrr.